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| The Never-Ending Story (Mon Jan 23, 2006 12:45 am) |
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This has been one of my favorite games since I first started joining forums. Basically, one person starts a story, then someone adds something, then another, then another, etc. This has no real rules, except for the normal board rules. The parts should flow a bit though, i.e. no new main characters without an explanation as to where the old one went. Each part shouldn't be over ten sentences, and anything can happen. No sex, though. Be decent, people.
This can be as serious or stupid as you make it. Try to leave the ending open so that the next person can skew the story however they wish.
With that out of the way, I'll start.
It was a dark and stormy night in Bobville. A shadowy figure lurked outside of a gas station, waiting for his prey. Finally, a young, woman in a hoodie walked up and entered the gas station. The figure laughed and entered, pulling down his hood to reveal....
I stab n00bs. In the face. With herring. PH33R ME!!!1!!11!one!1
And a classic, straight from FFHaven - Preparations:
Chocobo: "WARRK!"
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Sky | "Master Admin"
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| (Mon Jan 23, 2006 12:47 am) |
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...the face of Bob Dole! He then said, "Bob Dole's gonna Bob Dole your Bob Dole before Bob Dole can Bob Dole his Bob Dole, Bob Dole!"
He reached out to her and...
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Artemis | Administrator
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| (Mon Jan 23, 2006 12:55 am) |
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...she turned around and pulled down her hood, revealing her to be a cross-dressing Tom Cruise. He punched Bob Dole, stole a toothbrush and ran right into....
I stab n00bs. In the face. With herring. PH33R ME!!!1!!11!one!1
And a classic, straight from FFHaven - Preparations:
Chocobo: "WARRK!"
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Abbey | Official Grammar Nazi
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| (Mon Jan 23, 2006 3:22 am) |
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...Bill Gates in his usual garb...or was it? No! HAHAHA!!! It was the Burger King! He pulled out of his robes a...
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Rhiannon | Veteran Member
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| (Mon Jan 23, 2006 3:39 pm) |
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...breakfast sandwich, only it wasn't from Burger King, it was from McDonald's! Bob Dole tries to steal the sandwich, but the Burger King manages to run away, but he runs right into...
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Abbey | Official Grammar Nazi
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| (Mon Jan 23, 2006 10:36 pm) |
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...a Bob Dole of Bob Doles Bob Dole! Bob Dole Bob Doles Bob Dole (the burger king) and Bob Doles his Bob Dole into...
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Rhiannon | Veteran Member
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| (Mon Jan 23, 2006 11:29 pm) |
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...Bob Dole, but Tom Cruise manages to steal the sandwich and runs away with it. Tom runs into an alley, dives into a dumpster and prepares to enjoy his sandwich, but...
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Artemis | Administrator
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| (Tue Jan 24, 2006 2:17 am) |
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...an alien spaceship crashes into the dumpster. Tom Cruise, badly mangled, looks up at the creature coming out of the ship and screams...
I stab n00bs. In the face. With herring. PH33R ME!!!1!!11!one!1
And a classic, straight from FFHaven - Preparations:
Chocobo: "WARRK!"
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Sky | "Master Admin"
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| (Wed Jan 25, 2006 1:40 am) |
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"ADRIANNE!!!!!" And his face implodes. The aliens then grabbed him by the arm and...
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Artemis | Administrator
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| (Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:57 pm) |
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... dragged him into a Starbucks. There, they promptly ordered venti caramel cappucinos using Tom Cruise's credit card. The tallest alien drank his, then spit it out and....
I stab n00bs. In the face. With herring. PH33R ME!!!1!!11!one!1
And a classic, straight from FFHaven - Preparations:
Chocobo: "WARRK!"
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Yawgmoth | Veteran Member
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| (Thu Jan 26, 2006 3:43 am) |
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...his head fell to the ground. Behind him a cashier sheathed his bloody katana and said....
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Abbey | Official Grammar Nazi
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| (Thu Jan 26, 2006 9:03 pm) |
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..."The rest of you aliens better clean up the mess your friend left or I'll...
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Sky | "Master Admin"
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| (Fri Jan 27, 2006 1:15 am) |
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"...be forced to do the chicken dance!" He then...
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Yawgmoth | Veteran Member
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| (Fri Jan 27, 2006 2:16 am) |
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...played air guitar with his sword, cutting three of his fingers off. Meanwhile....
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Artemis | Administrator
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| (Sat Jan 28, 2006 1:22 am) |
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...Bob Dole was back at the gas station, looking at a girlie mag. The cashier looked at him and said "You gonna buy that?" Bob turned slowly to look at the man and replied "Bob Dole's gonna Bob Dole this Bob Dole!" He started to run but....
I stab n00bs. In the face. With herring. PH33R ME!!!1!!11!one!1
And a classic, straight from FFHaven - Preparations:
Chocobo: "WARRK!"
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