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 Abbey | Official Grammar Nazi

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| (Thu May 31, 2007 2:48 am) |
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(It's been a while...)
Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use.
- Mark Twain
"No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens." - Abraham Lincoln
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." - Hippolyte Taine
Actually, cats do this to protect you from gnomes who come and steal your breath while you sleep. - John Dobbin
Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you're hungry, eat. When you're tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet's, pee on your owner. - Gary Smith
God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things. - Pablo Picasso
(Okay, enough cat quotes)
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