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Abbey | Official Grammar Nazi
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You're no better than a stuffed badger, ma'am.
God bless her little black heart!
You see no drow within earshot.
(I know a few of you have heard that last one...or seen it within earshot...)
I found the first one searching for a badger pic (don't ask...Sims 2 related)
The second one I made up in my noggin ;D
The third I saw on FFHaven...
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Lucifer | Veteran Member
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| (Wed Nov 09, 2005 2:23 am) |
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Time to put my Family Guy knowledge to use.
You know mother, life is like a box of chocolate, you never know what you're going to get. Your life however is more like a box of active grenades!
Ugh, all this time keeping people from having sex, now I know how the Catholic church feels. Bazzing!
Holy crip he's a crapple!
Now, I'm no doctor, so I don't know what killed her. It may have been all the dollar bills you shoved down her throat, it may have been when you hit her with a chair. But I'll tell you what didn't kill her. Smoking.
Ok ok ok. Um, how far can you stick this down your--oh I can't do it, she's looking right at me!
There we are, balder than Micheal Chicklis. It bears and odd resemblance too. I say, they could be brothers!
Hmm, usually I can think up about 100 at a time. For some reason though, I just can't think of any. Probably since I haven't watched an episode in like 5 days. Oh well, those are a few. I may post more later.
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Abbey | Official Grammar Nazi
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| (Wed Nov 09, 2005 2:36 am) |
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"It's pretty sad when the press are telling Bush to take advice from Clinton about scandals"
An article submitted to Fark.com
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CJ Darkanjel | Too Much Free Time
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| (Wed Nov 09, 2005 3:37 am) |
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The only thing better then a bag of poo is everything except a bag of poo.
| Marcus and Kexep wrote: | | We must cross the river at all costs. |
| Switch wrote: | | Gah, forget about the river |
New Siggy pending. Pink bunny has your soul. That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
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Rebel | Junior Member
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| (Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:39 am) |
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"Death is like an adventure, Im your tour guide."
"Guns dont kill people, I do."
"People who live by the sword die by people who live by the gun."
"I ran a stop sign... OVER!"
"Im Rick James bitch!"
"Do you believe in love as first site, or should I walk by again?"
"Wanna know how to get the undead? Heres how you get the undead. First, their man pulls a knife, your man pulls a gun. They send your man to the hospital, you send their man to the morge. Thats how you get the undead!"
"Ill attract the humans with my human call... IM WASTED! IM WASTED!"
(bit o WC3 crazyness there)
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Rhiannon | Veteran Member
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| (Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:16 pm) |
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(This could be pretty long, I like collecting quotes...)
- "Gundams don't kill people, people kill people..."(Found on a t-shirt while randomly searching for pictures)
- "They mis-underestimated me."(Courtesy of our President "W")
- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
- The problem with the gene pool is there aren't any lifeguards.
- None of us are virgins, life has screwed us all.
- The only reason that I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
- The whole world is going to hell and I'm driving the bus.(Dedicated to my friend Jazmin...^_^)
- Beware of programmers who carry screwdriver.
- Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
I have more, but I'll stop now...
Okay, one more:
All your base are belong to us!!!
(I wanted to put that there before Abbey did...)
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Lucifer | Veteran Member
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| (Wed Nov 09, 2005 10:38 pm) |
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Dianne: After several days of grueling uncertainty, I finally had my period.
Tom: Well Dianne, I'm sure you and your brother are devestated by the two-headed offspring that might have been.
Dianne: *evil glare*
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CJ Darkanjel | Too Much Free Time
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| (Wed Nov 09, 2005 10:40 pm) |
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when faced by a mighty demon, with large muscular arms that could crush an m-1 tank, large razor claws that could cut through steel, breathing fire and has blood dripping from foot long fangs, you're doomed.
| Marcus and Kexep wrote: | | We must cross the river at all costs. |
| Switch wrote: | | Gah, forget about the river |
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Lucifer | Veteran Member
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| (Wed Nov 09, 2005 10:48 pm) |
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Hey, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you...very homosexually.
Tom: Hi, I'm Tom Tucker
Dianne: And I'm Dianne Simmons
Tom: Can we talk about someone besides yourself, Dianne?
Dianne: Excuse me?
Tom: Great!
I love Family Guy. Funniest show ever!
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CJ Darkanjel | Too Much Free Time
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| (Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:16 pm) |
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look, gullible is written on the ceiling.
| Marcus and Kexep wrote: | | We must cross the river at all costs. |
| Switch wrote: | | Gah, forget about the river |
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Lucifer | Veteran Member
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| (Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:43 pm) |
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| CJ Darkangel wrote: | | look, gullible is written on the ceiling. |
A teacher at my school actually has a sheet of paper that says Gullible taped to the ceiling.
Hey, an airplane! Where there's a plane, there's a pilot. And where there's a pilot, there's a bar. I can finally get a drink!
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CJ Darkanjel | Too Much Free Time
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| (Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:53 pm) |
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when in doubt, aim for the eyes.
| Marcus and Kexep wrote: | | We must cross the river at all costs. |
| Switch wrote: | | Gah, forget about the river |
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Rebel | Junior Member
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| (Thu Nov 10, 2005 12:25 am) |
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Did you know. if your hand is bigger than your face youre gonna get cancer?
*WACK!*
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Lucifer | Veteran Member
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| (Thu Nov 10, 2005 12:40 am) |
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Stewie: DO you see what I see?
Brian: Yeah, a Dr. Pepper machine!
*both run*
Brian: Damn...it was a mirage...
Stewie: An RC Cola machine...
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CJ Darkanjel | Too Much Free Time
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| (Thu Nov 10, 2005 2:10 am) |
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were aaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllll gonna die
| Marcus and Kexep wrote: | | We must cross the river at all costs. |
| Switch wrote: | | Gah, forget about the river |
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