Endless Perspective - Open Role Playing :: The "That Won't Work" Game

Switch · (Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:24 pm)

That won't work because they don't want to live inside a priest

I'd dump all the grammar, etc. mistakes ^ has ever made on them.

Mirage · (Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:57 pm)

I think that would work let me assist you

Helo ym nmae si mrage/.

Switch · (Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:15 pm)

So... now... anyone else have a reason my method wouldn't work?

Yawgmoth · (Fri Jul 28, 2006 5:03 am)

That won't work because that many grammar mistakes gathered in one place would far too heavy for you to lift in the first place.

I'd show them my brand-spankin'-new Snakes on a Plane shirt and they would show mercy.

We are talking about snakes on a plane now right? Razz

Thunderstruck05 · (Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:48 am)

mmhm

That wouldn't work cause they would eat the shirt.(I don't know why, they just would...)

I would throw Yawg at them until they finally eat him. MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *coughhackweeze* >_>

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Yawgmoth · (Thu Aug 10, 2006 3:47 am)

That won't work because I smell horrid and they wouldn't want to eat me.

I'd shoot them with a harpoon gun........it works for Samuel L. Jackson after all. Razz

Angelus · (Sat Aug 12, 2006 5:19 pm)

That wouldn't work 'cause you aren't nearly as cool as Sam Jackson, so you can't use harpoon guns.

I'd convince them I was a poisonous anaconda, and thus become their lord and/or master. After all, wouldn't you bow before a poisonous anaconda?

"You under-estimate the power of the Dark side"
- Darth Vader

Thunderstruck05 · (Sun Aug 13, 2006 6:41 pm)

no...>_>

That wouldn't work 'cause these snakes are smarter than the average bear....erm....snake?...

I would grab a parachute and jump out of the plane, where it wouldn't be my problem anymore. Razz

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Angelus · (Tue Aug 15, 2006 11:01 pm)

That wouldn't work, because I replaced your parachute with more snakes. So you'd have the same problem, plus you would be hurtling to your demise. *hearty chuckle*

What I'd do is lock myself in the (snake-free) cockpit. Then land the plane. I think I can fly a plane.

"You under-estimate the power of the Dark side"
- Darth Vader

Thunderstruck05 · (Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:02 am)

That wouldn't work, 'cause your co-pilots turn out to be a snake and eats you.

I would go all terrosit and blow the plane and the snakes to bits, thus getting 72 virgins. XP

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Yawgmoth · (Wed Aug 16, 2006 7:57 pm)

That won't work because the snakes disarm the bomb strapped to your chest and when they finally kill you it turns out that the 72 virgins are also snakes....

I'd shoot them Razz

Thunderstruck05 · (Mon Aug 28, 2006 11:10 pm)

That wouldn't work cause that's just dumb. Very Happy

I would fly the plane into a mountain. >_>

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