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| The "That Won't Work" Game (Tue Oct 04, 2005 12:48 am) |
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This was started by Thunder on Blonde's site and I thought it was a good idea...so here it is!
The rules: I'll give a situation a few times a month (or week). You respond to the person above you by saying why their plan won't work and then you give your own plan. It goes until there is a new situation.
The situation:
You are trapped in a gigantic room and the cieling is moving downward slowly. What do you do?
I would pull a random pillar out of my back pocket and hold the cieling up with it ;D
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| (Tue Oct 04, 2005 1:20 am) |
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That wouldn't work because I took all your pillars and made stilts with them, which I get down off of RIGHT NOW and use to prop up the ceiling.
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| (Tue Oct 04, 2005 1:23 am) |
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That won't work because the pillars are only made of potatoes.
I would run to the door and pick it with my L337 Skillz ;D
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| (Tue Oct 04, 2005 1:42 am) |
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That won't work because the door needs a 4 and all 1337 has in is a 1, two 3's and a 7. I'll try to run in counterclockwise circles to fray the fabric of reality, and the atoms in the ceiling, since they are non living, take the path of least resistance and get sucked in to the swirling vortex, afterwhich I stop running before some creature from the Dungeon Dimensions comes out to play in my head.
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| (Tue Oct 04, 2005 1:44 am) |
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That won't work 'cause you can't run that fast.
I would dance until I died, then I wouldn't have to worry about being crushed ;D
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| (Tue Oct 04, 2005 1:55 am) |
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That wouldn't work because your departing soul would be crushed by my greif at your loss.
I'll do lots of sit ups untill I can hold up the ceiling with my abdominable strength.
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Abbey | Official Grammar Nazi
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| (Tue Oct 04, 2005 1:57 am) |
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That won't work because you'll be too depressed from me being dead on the floor ;D
I'll teleport through the door by running at the speed of light and sending all the particles of my body through the cracks and reconnecting them outside.
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| (Tue Oct 04, 2005 2:02 am) |
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That won't work because you get stuck half way.
I'll scratch myself to the brink of death, removing many *unnecesary* parts of my body. Then I'll be able to use Absinthe's crushed body to old the ceiling up till I die from loss of blood.
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| (Tue Oct 04, 2005 2:06 am) |
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That won't work because you'll bleed too slowly.
I'd send out my ghost (after dancing to death) to leave the room and come back in when my body is salvageable
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| (Tue Oct 04, 2005 2:36 am) |
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That won't work because I'll have eaten your body from my lack of sanity after you leave.
I'll wait for the men in white coats to come take me to the happy hotel.
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| (Tue Oct 04, 2005 2:45 am) |
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That won't work because they won't wear white coats...they'll be orange glowy ones...and you'll be dead...they don't move fast...they haven't caught me yet...
I'll unplug the electrically charged battering ram from the wall and break open the door with it...
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| (Tue Oct 04, 2005 2:49 am) |
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That won't work because the wall is stone reinforced with a non-metaling diamond substitute.
I'll tune in the the walls frequency and blow it up with harmonics.
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| (Tue Oct 04, 2005 8:08 pm) |
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That won't work because the wall is tone deaf ;D
I'd make it listen to ben stein talking until it breaks ;D
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| (Tue Oct 04, 2005 8:39 pm) |
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That wouldn't work because the walls don't have ears.
I'd listen to Ben Stein talking until I was so numb from bordem I would want to be crushed by the cieling.
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| (Tue Oct 04, 2005 8:55 pm) |
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That won't work 'cause then you'll still be stuck in the room
I'd find turn the doorknob. (I never said it was locked ;D)
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